Jurate's Castle by Kirk Kristlibas

March 16, 2017 adminUrban Fantasy

By Kirk Kristlibas

Ernest is a regular teen in mid-eighties suburbia. He wets the mattress, has to put on precise ‘fat child’ pants, he’s acquired 0 neighbors, and is thinking about suicide. ok, possibly Ernest isn’t precisely common. may possibly Ernest’s crushing distress date again to the 3rd grade whilst his mom and dad secretly replaced their ‘numerologically inauspicious’ final identify with out even bothering to say it? may perhaps or not it's simply because they limit him to a neon-colored vitamin of higher Day items™ shakes made of chemical infused plastics? Or, does Ernest’s power gloominess in all likelihood stem from these weekly classes with Dr. Scrapple, an unlicensed therapist who makes use of him as a guinea pig for his experimental, anti-bedwetting hypnosis strategies? definitely, Ernest’s difficulties couldn’t have whatever to do with the epoch-marauding Incense Pirates, hell-bent on burning him alive as a ‘human suffumigation’ in an epic time shuttle ritual. Or might they? existence takes a thorough flip, in spite of the fact that, while a mysteriously solemn, weirdly green-eyed woman dripping with amber jewellery indicates up in school correct sooner than Christmas holiday, and Ernest’s lonely, pathetic life is reworked endlessly. Loosely encouraged through writer, Kirk Kristlibas's personal formative years in Rockland County, big apple, JURATE’S citadel is a phantasmagoric –and usually hilarious– trip via erupting ‘Kronocanoes,’ Cloak wave makeovers, a misplaced tribe of Lithuanian shape-shifters, crispy bacon – and eventually, of self-discovery. should you don't think it, simply ask the conversing cat.

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